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Quotes about Emo

Let these Emo quotes help you to let go of your troubles and move on to a joyful and inspiring life.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way
so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
- Emo Philips

Related topics: Forgiveness

We played in Texas about a year ago,
at Emo's,
the famous country and western club in Austin.
And I figured, well, if I'm finally gonna die onstage,
that's where it's going to be!
- Alan Vega

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
- Emo Philips

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips

 

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into
an alleyway and lost him.
- Emo Philips

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
- Emo Philips

The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a
combination of evil and incompetence...
sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
- Emo Philips


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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
- Emo Philips

In our school you were searched for guns and knifes
on the way in and if you didn't have any,
they gave you some.
- Emo Philips

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get
them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and
beat you with a warm squash or something.
- Emo Philips

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said,
'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says,
'Hello!'
- Emo Philips

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
- Emo Philips

Whatever happened to the good ole days,
when children worked in factories?
- Emo Philips

I got some new underwear the other day.
Well, new to me.
- Emo Philips

Actually, my cd was released in 1985,
in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.
- Emo Philips

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw
through the leather straps.
- Emo Philips

Well, my brother says Hello.
So, hooray for speech therapy.
- Emo Philips

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- Emo Philips

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when
you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
- Emo Philips

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when
they have to kill a family member because they are the devil.
But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
- Emo Philips

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
- Emo Philips

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the
little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming.
They don't know I'm only using blanks.
- Emo Philips

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass
away free and charge five dollars for the second glass.
The refill contained the antidote.
- Emo Philips

You know what I hate? Indian givers...
no, I take that back.
- Emo Philips

People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well,
I don't have an alibi.
- Emo Philips

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky,
but there's never any gum under any of them.
- Emo Philips

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman:
Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
- Emo Philips

I discovered my wife in bed with another man,
and I was crushed.
So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
- Emo Philips

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down.
They don't know I'm firing blanks.
- Emo Philips

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Phillips

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool,
trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
- Emo Philips

I was at a bar nursing a beer.
My nipple was getting quite soggy.
- Emo Philips

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy
of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads,
where they are safe.
- Emo Philips

I was sleeping the other night, alone,
thanks to the exterminator.
- Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started
until I've had that first,
piping hot pot of coffee.
Oh, I've tried other enemas.
- Emo Philips

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
- Emo Philips

England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.
- Emo Philips

I was with this girl the other night and from the way
she was responding to my skillful caresses,
you would have sworn that she was conscious from the
top of her head to the tag on her toes.
- Emo Philips

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet,
and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it,
but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars,
how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
- Emo Philips

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains
of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.
I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
- Emo Philips

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy,
and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I said,
"You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said,
"Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
- Emo Philips

You remember lesson about balance?
Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life.
Whole life have a balance. Everything be better. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
Balance good, karate good. Everything good.
Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid

Problem: attitude.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed.
I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly.
He cut the legs off the bed.
- Lou Brock

We went to church every Sunday.
When I was a kid, the only time I sang was around my family.
- Darius Rucker

Ah, not everything is as seems...
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

For man with no forgiveness in heart,
life worse punishment than death.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid 2

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

I started playing ball when I was a kid.
My dad was a pro ball player and he passed on his knowledge to me.
- Kurt Russell

Walk on road, hmmm?
Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe.
Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape.
Here, karate, same thing.
Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no."
You karate do "guess so," squish just like grape. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Fighting not good. But if must fight... win.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun.
When that happens I tell myself just to go out and
play as I did when I was a kid.
- Thomas J. Watson

Never put passion before principle.
Even if win, you lose.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid 2

We approach people the same way we approach our cars.
We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask,
What's wrong with him, how much will it cost,
and when can I pick him up?
- James Hillman

I'd lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy.
- Toni Braxton

So many people try to grow up too fast,
and it's not fun!
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
- Vanessa Hudgens

I'm a father.
It isn't just my life any more.
I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or
seeing his father completely smashed.
- Billie Joe Armstrong

When I was a kid, we had to rely on our imaginations for entertainment.
- Terry Brooks

Everything runs its course.
We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life.
My kid was getting older, and we were running out of stories to tell.
- Howie Mandel

I've cut down on a lot of stuff this summer,
just so I can hang out and be a normal kid for a while.
- Ryan Sheckler

But for the first time, we haven't made a huge leap
forward in sound from our last album.
Fans who own Kid A should be able to get their heads around it.
- Ed O'Brien

Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great
as it was when you were a kid,
when it was a mystery.
- David Duchovny

I'm an exhibitionist, I was an exhibitionist as a kid.
- Dave Van Ronk

My family called me a wiggle tail because I was a little skinny,
wiry kid full of energy.
- Diana Ross

I'm like a twenty-two-year-old kid in a new band trying
to get noticed and break through,
because the vast majority of people have never seen me play live.
- John Fogerty

I suppose when I was a kid, and I went to movies,
and later went to some plays on my own when I got a little older,
in New Orleans, where I was living then,
I zeroed in on the actor.
- Ray Walston

I like someone who's not afraid to be a kid!
- Vanessa Hudgens

I was still thought of as a kid actor even though I was in my mid twenties.
- Tommy Rettig


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